Jade of Babylon: For whatever reason it was that God made Nubians to look like Monkeys

Judge J on ANTM is a fascinating man-woman-thing. Her hideousness is absolute... brave... and thus, beautiful. He-she is said to know a thing or two about the runway, something empiricists would scoff at. No ugly one has ever been a top model. Forget next. Seen? And yet, Tyra, with her knobbly knees, whose own hideousness was emblazoned across the internet entitled--yew ain't gouwn belie dis shit (she was without make up and thirty pounds overweight)--demonstrates, week
after week, that any industry with a history has, by necessity, a methodology. ANTM is a show that thrives on heart break and lies. The judges are terrible--they tell--and the outcome is often predictable. The one who threatens Tyra goes. Thus far, only one, Jade, has survived in the wilderness. All others are memories, forgotten names--mirrors of a time when the only beauty in Babylon was a beast. We call her J... Queen of Babylon c. (for whatever reason it was that God made Nubian Queens to look like monkeys).